Now beat that
And your mothers saying "go to college"
So you finish college and its wonderful
You feel so good
And after all the partying and crazing
And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school being around your peers
Hey now you'll get that 25 thou, job a year and
You'll spend all your money on crack cocaine, but it'll be you're your money
No more borrowing money from mom for my high
So now you get you're degree tattooed on your back your so excited about it
If you continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, Oh my god!
You'll come in at an entry level position and when you do that
If you kiss enough ass, you'll move up to the next level
Which is being a secretary's secretary!
And boy is that great, you get to take messages for the secretary
Who never went to college
She's actually the bosses niece, so now your apart of the family
You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart man
All you kids want to talk in the back of the class not me, I listened, ok
I was a hall monitor, This was meant to be,
You know how many classes I took, extra classes extra classes
No I've never had sex but you know what, my degree keeps me satisfied
When a lady walks to me says "hey you know what's sexy?"
I say "no, I don't know what it is,
But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse really fast".