Ant & Dec
She was a girl, God only knows
I used to love her from her head to the tip of her toes
She had a way
Yeah boy I bet that if you met her
You would never ever forget
I tried my luck, I came unstuck
Her brothers came and they kicked me to 'aoowol'
Better watch out, they're after you
La la la la la...
Her sister told me 'don't hesitate
You picked the wrong girl and boy you made a big mistake'
She grabbed my hand and rolled her eyes
'Meet me in an hour for a mmm little surprise'
I went ahead, did as she said
Her brothers came back and caught us lying in 'aoowol'
And now those girls, it's all too late
I've had a good time
And now they've passed their sell-by date
I'm moving on to pastures new
Just one more line and my story is totally nearly through
I'll get another, I'll meet a mother and
I'll make sure she hasn't got a brother